What has daddy been searching for on google….
I was at there house… I saw that great big apple shooting dirty looks at me from across and empty apple and cocks kitchen…
That apple knew me, and wanted me to engage in its evil game… So I did, ya I did… Bill Gates doesn’t scare this dirty bitch.
SO I sat down and touched the keyboard it was smooth and cool and point and click my way to what I imagine will be sick and twisted, so I can then call my friends and laugh for awhile…
So starting the search I find a plethora of interesting searches
Daddy on google
Domestications country collectibles?? (what in the fuck?)
Local Opium den in New England
Fishing shit, stamps and the snow white woods man REALLY??
Mad thumbs.com you know what that is right
PORN
fingerhut
free shoes for underprivileged
staff infection
staph? Daddy staph?
wtf is cellulites
Sears home center
Treatment facilities
fucking fish wallpaper and surgery
Dude domestications for fuck sake
this isn’t even fun omg wow how disappointing
oh no WAIT… here we go…
hornyhousewives.com… the search is on for dirty Alice types cleaning house in there sexy French maid apron toting there much needed feather duster…
I guess that’s it… how lame
just condoms and lots of carmex chapstick cologne and masshealth shit
wow mom really loves shoes….
Jesus if I get this sane …kill me
Wait… no kill me
