One of my good friends bought me “Pickling Lime” for Christmas.
I must say that though many of you are like, “WTF Pickling Lime, why would your friend buy you Pickling Lime?”
Anyone got a Balljar?

I thought that was the best gift, it is the gift that keeps on giving. Now many of you are thinking, “What are you going to pickle, eggs, cukes?” I mean, yes, if I was a normal human being I would probably pickle eggs and cukes, and watermelon rinds.
However, I am not normal and I am not about to waste a good vat of Pickling Lime on some boring shit,
I am going to go extreme. Extreme Pickling!!!!
Have a pet that you can’t afford to taxidermy?    Well, I will pickle it, and you can have your pet forever, and it will never decompose, because it will be pickled. I am also going to start pickling the dead animals that my friends cat brings in, so if you don’t have a pet to pickle you can pick from an already pickled pet.

Had a miscarriage and don’t want to let go?
Send it to me in a self addressed stamped envelope and I will pickle it for you for a very cheap price. You can keep your baby forever. Also, if you buy an Abortion Bear, not only does he come with a biohazard bag, and a T-shirt that says, “Congrats on your abortion”, but you can also get your fetus pickled so you can remember the moment. Boyfriend/Girlfriend giving you shit, or break up with someone you can’t live without? Send me a body part and I will pickle it for you, and you can have them forever. I will admit that I am a sick fuck, but if you can honestly tell me that extreme pickling doesn’t sound fun to you, then I would tell you that your a boring shitfuck. So if you have any ideas for extreme pickling I am willing to listen. Also if you want something pickled then let me know and I will do it for the low price of $19.99 plus shipping and handling.