10. Mickey looking like that douchebag Dane Cook
9. Newish Plastic, 2 years before “The Wrestler”
8. Wickedly hot, just newly arrested and ready for anal, Mickey
7. Assaulting Matthew McConaughey with his drunk fat arms….
6. Just after the doctor “adjusted” his face with a smoothing chemical scrub, collagen rub, egg white cream wrinkle decrease and rejuvenating acid-almond rinse.
5. Mickey in a loving family photo with his grammie!
4. Mickey hanging out with BFF Mike Tyson (he has no clue it’s a dude named James from Planet Fitness. He had eye rejuvenation surgery so …um ya) It’s cool because James T Wiggans was thrilled to be hanging out with that elephant faced retard from Mask!
3. Mickey working the red carpet with who he was sure was Kira Knightly, I am not gonna lie… pretty fucking close.
****see?
2. Britney Spears
1. What the Jesus? I mean why did he do this? Why is the retard from mask always trying to steal Rourke’s Thunder?
Mickey, Mickey, Mickey…Babe, I hope you die!