Looking for someone interesting, but not desperate – 27 (Portsmouth)

I’ll bet you are back, gee no takers when a guy mentions how fat people are disgusting and that people are boring just because they like a tv show alot of a baseball team? Gee, that makes her a real loser, assfuck!

Back, with a bit more to include! I know meeting someone through CL is a longshot, but browsing dating sites I read profile after profile of flakey women who “have a zest for life”, enjoy “watching Grey’s Anatomy”, and “Love the RedSox!”. My sense of humor is far too edgy for people like that.

I’m reposting this to add a little about what I’m looking for. Some of the responses so far have been interesting. I’m amazed at the number of women who respond with “I love the Sox and Grey, and I have Zest for Life, but you should like me anyway because I’m desperate!”…well, I’m not. Also, I’m a decent looking guy, and at 6’1, if I can’t physically wrap my arms around a woman, then it wasn’t meant to be. And to clarify for the population segment that doesn’t catch subtlety, morbid obesity is gross. A woman doesn’t have to be a waif to be beautiful, but if 80 years ago someone your size would be in a circus, don’t write me, write Weight Watchers. Looks and being in good shape isn’t everything, however, someone who doesn’t take care of their self, or a girl with the face of a farm animal will have better luck elsewhere.

I have been told that you will know when you have met someone you can be with when everything just works, schedules line up, conversations come easy, and you don’t have to “try”. This has been my experience, so there must be something to it. I’m not into the whole shuffle of “lets trade a few great emails, wow I’m interesting, you are interesting, what great chemistry!” then trading IM names only to discover the girl types in all caps, doesn’t know the difference between “their” and “there”, or its like trying to chat with a house plant and she couldn’t carry a conversation to save the economy if it depended on it (and these days, how can you know it doesn’t!?!).

The whole Dating Scene is a little unhinged, too many guys stalking for hookups, and women who have been burned by them. Trying to setup a date with the above mentioned baseball fans, I feel like I’m selling used cars. If your last relationship was so emotionally damaging, then just move on.

Having acknowledged that the field is littered with guys just trying to score, I have to qualify that I am of course looking to get some too, just not right away (you think I’m some kind of man-tramp?). If this post leads somewhere, a monumental amount of screwing will eventually ensue. To clarify, I’m not looking for a fiance, and I’m not looking for a “hookup”.

My friend asked me what kind of woman I wanted to meet, I told her someone who could cary on a polite conversation at a cocktail party, and tell jokes like a sailor during the drive there.

Adding a second awesome photo this time, and once again, photos are completely unrelated…

This guy thinks he’s interesting, insightful, and has something to offer you. NEWFLASH!!! I guarantee he is missing an eye, has some sort of mental defect, or is just a plan and simple asshole. I’m so sick of people making fun of fat people.

So, check this out, I’m making fun of you! I hate the Red Sox and I don’t watch Grey’s Anatomy, never have. Why would you not include a picture of your face if you are so normal looking? There are many worse things than being fat, like being this guy.

He’s bitching about a woman who types in all caps, perhaps you should go back to third grade and learn how to spell “carry”. There are two “R’S” in that word. In addition, maybe the morbidly obese think your gross. I know I do. Good luck on your search, cuntbag!