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(509): woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach

laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?

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Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis

Aw, the last one, bonus dude! That’s all I have to say about that!

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