Lizzie Borden took an axe
And gave her mother forty whacks.
And when she saw what she had done,
She gave her father forty-one.
I am pissed that I never got to visit the Lizzy Borden Bed and Breakfast tucked away in lovely Fall River, Massachusetts amongst all the orange guido douchebags that occasionally have to go to the batroom…(not bathroom, they have to use the batroom) and that fucking basketball museum or whatever.
Anyway, Lizzy Borden scares the fucking bejesus out of me, and I figured she deserved a post on this blog. Yeah, who have you ever killed? Nobody, so shut the fuck up and read!
There is an interesting theory that Lizzy had an illegitimate half brother who had slain Abbey and Andrew Borden, check it out. Draw your own conclusion.
