I would probably not eat pixie sticks if somebody gave them to me at Halloween. That is how killers try to conceal murders, amateurs. I just read a story about a guy poisoning his wife with arsenic pretending she got pixie sticks while trick or treating with the kids. Who the fuck passes out pixie sticks, um, just the guy who poisons peeps. Asshole, he should totally be punched in the grundle.
I, who was sort of like Wednesday Addams as a child, seriously, I come from the Addams family with New England accents wearing pastels, would have said oh, come on mom, we all know dad is passing out pixie sticks because I don’t like them and you have a large life insurance policy taken out on you, yes, mom, as of last Thursday. Like I never thought of lacing pixie sticks with arsenic! How unoriginal.
God, when will people get these things right. Duh, never use arsenic as a poison to knock people off with, its been done. Undetectable poisons are the fad. Don’t you watch CSI, Forensic Files, Cold Case Files, any of those shows, retard?
