Collie and I were discussing some important topics last night as we drifted away on our Ambien. We are psycho and can’t sleep, but you guys know that if you have at all read this blog, I gather. Anyhow, we were pondering such important thoughts as, if a woman has more than one vagina, in this case, two, how many men could impregnate her simultaneously in an eight man gang bang. Could she get pregnant more than once in one vagina like a cat? I know they say its not possible, but I bet its happened once or twice. Come on, with all the cloning and stem cell research going on, how can we deny this possibility?
There are so many chicks who have two, holy fucking shit. Its unusual, but it happens. Does that mean that their extra vagina is their parastic twin? Hummm, I want two vaginas, wtf, double the pleasure, double the fun. Me and Collie have two vaginas, but they are individual and not on the same body, damn, we are so not unique and that pisses me off. I have been deprived of my parasitic vagina!
We also would like to encourage you to purchase this as it is a wonderful product and clearly she worked very hard on this as you will need one someday or for that special person during the holidays that is dickless!
Collie and I also recommend highly the dick towel, as does Jenn. We all think you should have one. Its an important necessity you cannot do without. I seriously considered this big crocheted dick for Jenn this Christmas, but of course, it may not be an appropriate gift for a mother of two.
