Have you ever thought about all of the cotton your bloated bloody vag uses while you are on the rag? Its not very green, is it? Its totally NOT GREEN! You really need to reuse your tampax and pads. Things like the moon cup are nice, because you can wear it for like a whole day without changing it and you can bang whoever you like while you are wearing it. If you want to have the neighborhood Craigslist posters come over and run a train on you, you are all set!
Also, how gross are public toilets, yuck! the perfect gift for ever woman, portable potty aka piss cup, standing up pee holder, urine pot, chamber pot, I don’t know, what the fuck do you call it? Be green, bitch.
The Instead Cup:
It suction cups to your cervix, which totally sucks while you are taking it out after you have shoved your entire hand up your bloody crotch and it gets stuck under your finger nails. You wear that shit for like twelve hours and forget its there. Its sort of like those incredibly awkward female condoms. You look at it and say to yourself, “How the fuck do I get this giant bag of latex up there? Its shorter though and the bag is not giant and totally not made of latex, ok. After its been vacuum sealed to your cervix and pounded on by the neighborhood, so it takes a while to remove that shit. You will need some rusty pliers and bolt cutters. Good luck!
For the love of God, I am such a lady!!! Well, nobody ever said I was. I’m female, but never a lady!
Wow, this is hot. Bleed on Spongebob, its ok, this is the internet, everybody has their fetish. Its ok, we don’t think your weird, freak!!! Have tons of fun with this dry, uncomfortable apparatus, happy chafing, girls! How ’bout we test it out on a man’s ass? He may like it, you never know!
The Keeper, good Christ in the heavens above!!! OMG!!!
This thing is obscene, it looks like my grandmother’s toilet plunger. Nope, I don’t want to shove it in my poon. I would feel like I was in one of those Japanese webcasts like Two girls, One Cup, WTF is wrong with these people. This is resuseable by the way, assholes. Its brown like poop and it goes in your poontang? Hummm, just wrong!
Men ought to love all this shit. I swear, we at Pinklatex Blog in entirety have discovered that the more uncomfortable and in grave pain you are, the hotter a man thinks it is, hence, garter belts, fuck me boots, anal sex, and much, much more….yup….why don’t they think this shit and childbirth are hot? Oh, wait, minus the gore maybe, rag and birth are gory, I guess.
I say freeball it so to speak. You should probably get back at your boyfriend for the painful anal insertion he gave you last Thursday on his birthday with a nice swift river of period blood all over his favorite pillow, blanket, and make sure that shit gets stained on the mattress. That ought to remind him.
Now this new fangled sexual torture, I mean feminine protection device would be the moon cup…sexy….a funnel for your bloody vag!
This is quite scrumptious a though. Reuse your pads with washable pads. Its like cloth diapers, but they are for your rag! Wow, how fucking gross is that? What will they think of next? Have a fashionable period this month, bitch.
Ok, so pee into this, if you are going to spew, spew into this girl Garth!
That’s hot and that’s all I have to say about that, Jennie!
This isn’t dysfunctional or anything…
I bet this is a favorite on the Craigslist Fetish Personal, The Phoenix, they might know, too!
All this sheer terror, will you sleep tonight? I’ll come tuck you in. I can wear that thing that you stand up to pee in.
