Okay, so I am not the only one. Ever look in the back of your throat and find a large whitish green ball of smelly stink? Yeah, well, those are what I have always refered to as “bad breath crystals”. They develop in what I like the call throat holes. They are actually called crypts, which is way fucking cooler. Its like a crater hole left when you get these nasty throat balls, which are actually really called tonsil stones or tonsilliths.
How fucking nasty is that? Well, since I have not posted any medical home videos in quite some time, I feel the need to share this bacterial feta cheese stench with you. This is brought to you bit popthatzit.com, the location in which I acquired this fabulous video of some random dude vacuuming out his throat balls with an actual vacuum, shopping bag, and straw. That’s ingenious and this kid is my new idol!
Ok, so endnote, to all of you. These nasty crystals of filth are actually white blood cells, food, and bacteria sexily calcified, yes, like the woman who had that calcified baby in her womb for fifty years. When things calcify, its hot. They are actually throatballs of stone. Break one open and it smells worse than an abcess wound in Vietnam. You are in for a treat, ladies & gents!
