I know how you love him, I would have to agree this is the perfect man…
why you ask?
Well
1. Husband not a cheater
2. Father and a good one
3. Scout leader
4. Never boring
5. enjoys golder showers (when trapped in the dessert)
6. will firmly grasp your vine
7. will gently coax your tinder (soft and yet firm)
8. Has great life insurance for just incase (maybe her falls into a glacier!)
9. Allways keeps something handy in his “rucksack”
10. Always willing to explore your deepest cravas (crevasse)
11. Has waterproof pants that are reinforced with denim but cheek covers..must keep the anus safe!
12. can keep hydrated by any means… like dirty water enema, urine soda or tee shirt filtered mud!
- Bear Grylls Sexy
So sit back relax and look at some Bear goodness…
Bear Grylls clothing (his water proof pants and rucksack)
Bear has an Enema
