Anus
A hole used primarily for the dispensing of fecal matter. Sometimes the insertion of elongated objects such as various fruits, vegetables, broomsticks, fingers, penises, etc. are allowed enter into this sacred area. The size of the anus can vary depending on the size of fecal matter disbursement, as well as what types of objects are inserted into this area.
The anus is also known as the asshole, butthole, chocolate starfish, brown eyed willy and has many other slang terms for it.
mmmmm, anus is teh good!
Last night i was having sexual relations with my girlfriend, and i proceeded to insert my finger into her anus.
gobble neck
The hideous flap of skin that hangs from some old people’s necks.
cobnobbler
One who freely administers oral sex. A cobnobbler will practice this act with no restraint. Also known as a chickenhead.
peen
short for penis
I can see through his jeans that he’s got a small peen.
Hood Rat
Noun: 1)A derogatory title for someone born and/or raised in a low class neighborhood that may or may not have lived on government assistance most or all of their life; or is depended on illegal means in order to provide for themselves and their family. 2)A person born to a promiscuous parent and/or a parent frequently jailed or imprisoned.
ADJ: Behavior as such above.
“Your man is a Hood Rat.”
“Your girl is a Hood Rat.”
“You are acting like a Hood Rat.”
rapey eyes
The creepy look someone gives off from their eyes that suggests that they’d like to forcefully have their way with you, right here, right now!
Do you see how Nate is looking at me with those rapey eyes?!?
Cronch
A slang term used by punters and hos for a females reproductive area that is usually herpatitus filled.
I want to punch you in the cronch.
Snuffkin
Death by Blumpkin. A combination fo Snuff and Blumpkin.
Dude! Tom was getting a Blumpkin and died. He totally got Snuffkinned.
Hobosexual
Adjective. The opposite of metrosexual; one who cares little for one’s own appearance.
text-hole
Someone who texts on their cellphone in really inappropriate places, like movie theaters, concerts, plays, or during sex.
1. The movie was great, except right during the best scene, this text-hole in front of me lit up his phone and started texting away.
2. We were humping away, and she started texting her friend. She was a certified text-hole.
