Thursday September 9th 2010

Quotes from a 12 year old

A friend of mine has a 12 year old who is absolutely the most HILARIOUS person I have ever met in my life, she is just from another planet.

Things a 12 year old says
things a 12 year old says

“Sleeping is for morons”

“Why should I brush my teeth, (screaming) My teeth are pearly white and yours are yellow and small”

“Look what I can do….(wait for it) ….(sitting in a computer chair) I can spin, and you can’t because you are so fat”

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