A friend of mine has a 12 year old who is absolutely the most HILARIOUS person I have ever met in my life, she is just from another planet.
“Sleeping is for morons”
“Why should I brush my teeth, (screaming) My teeth are pearly white and yours are yellow and small”
“Look what I can do….(wait for it) ….(sitting in a computer chair) I can spin, and you can’t because you are so fat”















