Here, I the great and powerful Rusty have compiled a list of shit to definitely not buy your mom. She will smite you in the eyes of the Lord and send you to the fucking prayer closet for all of eternity. They’re all going to laugh at you!!! Ok, but anyway! No more wire hangers ever….and read this post!
Mom doesn’t want an under the bed restraint kit. She might, but if she does, she definitely would not like to share that information with you!
If your mom would appreciate this Congratulations on your abortion Bear, she’s got issues. If you would give it to her for Mother’s Day, your issues are even bigger! Oh, and you can actually purchase this, I shit you not!
This highly inappropriate tshirt. Boy would not buy me this, come on, really…
