I am mildly obsessed with Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation, i am of the opinion that he is the most manly man there could be on this planet, I would take him to my lair and feed him bacon and turkey until he passed out and I could have my way with him! He is Ron Mother Fucking Swanson.
See for yourself.. with the best of Ron below…
Or, Play the Ron Swanson sniper game!!!
Ron Swanson has been Director of the Pawnee Parks and Recreation Department for six years. Ron believes in the elimination of government waste and has always brought the department in under budget. In 2007, the Parks and Rec department spent zero dollars and sixty cents out of its discretionary fund, still a citywide record. The sixty cents were spent on a soda.
Ron has closed many unnecessary recreational spaces during his tenure, including the Portola Skate Park, the Grice Dog Run, the Morris-Easton Observatory, the Mohanga Native American Heritage Center, and most public drinking fountains.
Ron enjoys woodworking, breakfast meats, and the works of Ayn Rand.

















