Tuesday September 7th 2010

Ten People I Want to Light Afire for The Fourth of July

  1. Any deadbeat dad in my path….
  2. Justin Bieber
  3. Those who do not use their directional when turning to signal
  4. pedos
  5. rapists
  6. people who mistreat cats, cats are royalty here @ the pinklatex blog like in Egypt, bitches
  7. men who use the word “beaver”
  8. religious fanatics that push their ideas on other people
  9. bill collectors
  10. the guy who sings that song (is he a guy), in Sweeney Todd about being sweetly buried in your yellow hair. Professor Snape will whip your ass! You are a stalker and a mental rapist.

I feel you,
Johanna.
I feel you.
I was half-convinced I’d waken.
Satisfied enough to dream you,
happily I was mistaken,
Johanna.
I’ll steal you,
Johanna,
I’ll steal you.
Do they think that walls can hide you?
Even now I’m at your window…
I am in the dark beside you,
buried sweetly in your yellow hair!
I feel you,
Johanna!
And one day,
I’ll steal you!
‘Til I’m with you then,
I’m with you there…
sweetly buried in your yellow hair!

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