Words that are not real, but are to us, the people at the Pinklatex Blog
Peentang
Using ambrosial, clandestine, and propensity in the wrong context, like calling things that are cool, “propense”.
Using words that my dad made up, like tweenis, what is a tweenis, you ask, its a cross breed of a twat and a penis, that makes it nonspecific to any sex, so for instance, rusty, stop playing with your tweenis, its not ok to do in front of the whole family.
Ah, bonus, dude, blowing other people’s funny attributes out of proportion, if somebody has a ridiculous accent, play it up and make fun of them on a daily basis.
People watching
Ben Affleck or, a local who we have pegged as “Dead Ben Affleck”. He is what Ben Affleck looks like dead.
Things that look like penises, like beach noodles, Jenn beats me with them, and I like it.
Pretending we are old, I mean, after all, Pinky, Jenn, and I will one day turn into Minnie, Alice, and Marjie, its just a matter of time.
Rock Band and Guitar Hero. I always sing, because it sounds like an animal is dying very slowly and tortuously.
People with the last name Ball and Corn.
Spags, get more for ya money!
